I just got home from drinking and I have a letter from my doctor about my lab results…….I’m pre-diabetic! That’s f*cking great!!!! NOT!!!! I should have known cause diabetes runs in my family!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!
So I’m sitting at my desk and I overhear my boss on the phone say “I’m looking for dick” and I wanted to ask him what his wife would think about that. Since dick wasn’t available though, he left a voicemail.